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collapsed:

My brother just pissed me off so I spit in his face after I was done yellin at him
And now I’m in my room sitting in fear bc I think he’s gonna come attack me now

(via stability)

Apr 17, 2014 / 105,810 notes

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Apr 17, 2014 / 25,305 notes

filthkid:

*thinking about girls* wow

(via dicktho)

Apr 17, 2014 / 118,056 notes

gcoky:

how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians

(via best-of-text-posts)

Apr 17, 2014 / 372,537 notes

epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Apr 17, 2014 / 6,568 notes
Apr 17, 2014

If it feels good, why stop?

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
Apr 16, 2014 / 158,093 notes

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via troyesivan)

Apr 16, 2014 / 32,759 notes

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via analfistingintheimpala)

Apr 16, 2014 / 140,302 notes

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

(via puffymind)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
Apr 16, 2014 / 89,561 notes

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

laughteroftheday:

Look who’s motivated
Apr 16, 2014 / 102 notes

laughteroftheday:

Look who’s motivated

(via professorsparklepants)